Posts Tagged ‘Dennis McGuire’
Dennis McGuire, January 15th, 2014
[…] I have long hoped that God has a sense of humor when it comes to me. I had better hope that He does. You have seen me write some incredibly irreverent things about God in these Journal Entries, but I hope none of it has been blasphemous or mean-spirited. I’m sure God is aware…
Read MoreDennis McGuire- December 22, 2012- “The Best Things the Lord Ever Created”
Dennis McGuire #1125256 Telford Unit 3899 State Highway 98 New Boston, Texas 75570 December 22, 2012 For some reason, earlier this year I began telling a friend of mine in here, Gomez, that I was making a list of the five best things that I believe the Lord ever created. Everyone who knows me knows I…
Read MoreDennis McGuire- Taylor Swift
12-8-12 Excerpt from “humor” …. I was watching my girl Taylor Swift on TV the other night and I told my buddy Gomez sitting next to me “Man, if I’d married Taylor Swift seven years ago like I shoulda done, none of this would’ve been necessary.” Then I added “well, no, wait a minute, she…
Read MoreDennis McGuire- Humor
… One night, I was upstairs in 1–building, mopping the hallway in front of the cells and Ms. Wayne was hovering right over me, a few feet behind me, just fascinated with my mopping technique. I spotted a little pink pill on the floor next to the wall which I recognized as a ranitidine tablet,…
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