Dennis McGuire- Taylor Swift
Excerpt from “humor”
I was watching my girl Taylor Swift on TV the other night and I told my buddy Gomez sitting next to me “Man, if I’d married Taylor Swift seven years ago like I shoulda done, none of this would’ve been necessary.” Then I added “well, no, wait a minute, she was 15 then, so I woulda been here with a whole ‘nother set of problems. So much for that.”
This kind of humor, of course, I tread very carefully around.